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The Blue Dot Cafe

The latest development in my reluctant engagement with technology

I set up this blogsite thing almost two years ago. In my first post, I said something to the effect that I wasn’t entirely sure I belonged in the blogosphere (is that where we are? In fact, I do quite like it here), and that I didn’t anticipate becoming a regular blogger. Well, on that point, I can only wish there were more areas of life in which I could be proved so outstandingly right!

Having succeeded beyond my wildest dreams at becoming a barely contributing blogger, I think it’s time to take the next step, and become an equally rare podcaster.

I wasn’t actually looking for a reason to enter this field; there are quite enough of the things to be going on with, I’d have thought. But I’ve been daydreaming recently about the sort of place I’d like to hang out (and the sort of people I’d like to hang out with) if it existed, and the idea grew from there. Until it somehow formed itself as an occasional arts-themed audio podcast.

So, I’ve spent the last few days making a pilot - not for wide circulation on podhosting sites (imagine me even knowing a term like that!), but to sit calmly here in the hope you’ll listen to it and – most importantly – tell me what you think.

Here it is:

Blue Dot Cafe Pilot

Please click and listen.

(maybe open it in a new window so you can continue reading the rest of this page)

What do you think?

Do you like the idea? How do you think it might develop from here? Is my technical quality acceptable? I had a few issues with it, some of which I can overcome next time, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard worse than this. Or, maybe my crisp master copy will deteriorate when it gets transferred here? I know you can hear quite a lot of the edits (or is that just me hearing where I know they are?), but it’s my first project and I have faith that I’ll improve with experience – the last time I edited audio was with a block and a razor blade. It was quicker.

Younger readers may need to research this reference.

Are you involved with, or an admirer of, the arts? What do you think should be included in later editions? Is there anything you’d like to contribute? Don’t hold back!

Are you a podcaster? What important consideration have I naively overlooked?

PLEASE let me know what you think, either by commenting on this post, or by emailing me at bluedotcafe@london.com

And, if you think it’s any good, do invite others to come here and give it a listen too, if you think they might enjoy it. The more the merrier.

Many, many thanks to all who assisted me with this ( I think you’ve all been tagged in this post). And particular thanks to Ann Druyan, President of the Carl Sagan Foundation (www.carlsagan.com). My spirits have been uplifted by the positive response I’ve had from everyone I approached. Actually, it’s more accurate to say that every response I’ve had has been positive; two or three people haven’t replied to my messages yet, but I’m hopeful they will, before I go ‘live’ with this thing (if I go ‘live’ with this thing).

A couple of things you might also like to know:

My guest, Ben Mars, has appeared in numerous British TV productions. American visitors may also have seen him as the guy fishing strange things out of a river in the Mike’s Hard Lemonade TV ads.

The bands you heard are both on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/deadamble?ref=ts

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jellybean-Rebellion/135869124262

The Jellybean Rebellion’s single A Little Bit Indie / Hold On can be downloaded from:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-little-bit-indie/id531394345?i=531395080&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

There. A new blog post AND a podcast in embryo, What could be more 21st Century than that?

Happy School Days

So, that’s The History Boys done, then. For now, anyway. There have been enigmatic mutterings… That is all I can say… It is all I know.

The preparation I mentioned in my last post did pay off, I think. The project was intensive and hard work, but enormously rewarding. I had the joy of working with a great cast on a great play. For several of “the boys”, this was their first professional engagement, and it was an honour to share that experience with them. I look forward with excitement to watching their undoubtedly glorious careers blooming from this point forward.

Personally, the thrill was to find that a wish list role was within my ability. There have been a few nice comments in online reviews, which modesty, of course, forbids my posting here. The short but vital experience of this job has left me with new friends and many happy memories. Here are some of them:

An Actor Prepares and all that

When you find yourself in heated discussions about whether to say “isn’t” or “is not”, when you anguish about whether to stand or sit or walk in a circle, when you take a stand about whether you have or haven’t seen something that’s just happened inches in front of you… you’d better hope you’re in a rehearsal room because if you’re not, you may need a nice lie down.

I’ve spent the last week rehearsing the role of Hector in Alan Bennett’s modern classic, THE HISTORY BOYS, which opens at the Greenwich Theatre a week tomorrow (yikes!). That’s Monday 18th til Sunday 24th June (10 performances in 7 days – more info at www.greenwichtheatre.org.uk ) and I couldn’t be enjoying it more.

It’s a short run with a short rehearsal period, and it’s shaping up really nicely. The cast are great, and the writing… oh, the writing!

Happily, this casting was confirmed a few weeks before rehearsals began, so I was able to spend a bit of time in the sunshine (remember the sunshine?) getting to grips with the lines and learning a bit about the character I’m playing.

If you’ve seen other pages on this blog thing, you’ll know that I’m a lover of poetry. But not a well informed one. Nothing like Hector. The man’s a cultural oracle! He speaks largely in quotes and references, so preparing for this play has been a little like swotting for ‘A’ Levels. But in a good way.

On which point, incidentally, I now realise why I was such a thicky at school all those years ago – no Google! How I wish I could have had the facility to type “Larkin unspent” into a search engine and immediately discover the poem “I Remember, I Remember”. No, I’m not going to reproduce it for you here – go search!

Another reason I underachieved, I think – and I’ve always been resentful of this – is that I had no Hector at my school. Someone who engages his pupils and makes them WANT to learn. I wonder if anyone ever did have as Hector a Hector as Hector, to be honest – and if you’re familiar with the play, you’ll know there’s a darker side to him too, which creates a brilliant theatrical dilemma when deciding how the audience feels about the character.

But back to the research. I have really enjoyed unpicking Mr Bennett’s intricate needlework; I have revisited the works of WH Auden, AE Housman, Larkin, Coleridge, Kipling… read passages from the Bible and dusted off my prized hardback edition of The Wind In The Willows, which my father took a good deal of convincing to pay a whole guinea for when I was 11. That’s £1.05p, kids. The equivalent of more than 4 months pocket money at the time.

I even found myself, on a recent trip to Belgium, sitting in this War Cemetery in Ypres for a reflective hour, reading the poetry of Rupert Brooke, Wilfred Owen, Siegfried Sassoon and others.

I’d love to tell you that was an exercise in Method Acting or something, but the truth is, I was in Belgium buying cheap fags anyway. Which doesn’t change the fact that I often have a pensive moment somewhere in Flanders whenever I go there.

How much a moment like that affects the performance is difficult to gauge, of course, but it is certainly the sort of thing Hector would do; it provides a useful picture in my head in a particular scene, but perhaps most valuably, I found it personally moving to see those regiments of gravestones, most of which acknowledge merely “A soldier of the Great War” or “A Lance Corporal of the Great war”, with the addition “known unto God”.

I stood at the end of a line of stones and it seemed to stretch forever. I briefly imagined that line as so many young men in their late teens and early twenties, then looked around me, at what was actually a pretty small War Cemetery. Why, there was probably only about a thousand people buried there.

As I wandered among the stones, a very touching thing happened. Three noisy schoolboys were laughing together as they walked home on the other side of the low wall between the cemetery and the street. They saw me and immediately quietened down. They continued their joke as they walked by, but in hushed voices. As a mark of respect, I assume. I don’t want to say that wouldn’t happen in the UK. I don’t want to say that.

Hector’s boys would have done the same, of course. They are lively, funny, bright, clowning kids on the threshold of the rest of their lives, but Hector has also contributed to the development of their sensitivity and humanity.

THE BOYS – clockwise from left: Lawrence Murphy, Adam Lawrence, Shamir Dawood, Alasdair Hankinson, David Ellis, Chris Aukett, Andrew Chase & Joe Morrow

You really should come to see this play if you possibly can. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s thought provoking. And it’s only on for a week – get booking!

Here’s a little trailer the company has put on YouTube. I’m not in it, but it gives a flavour of the hijinks we’ve been enjoying this week.

Blogging with not much to say

This is not a new year’s resolution

 

It’s just a coincidence that I’ve returned to this blog in early January, OK? I’m not promising myself a blog a day for 2012 or any of that nonsense. I just got a bit distracted after my last post and haven’t had the time to tell you anything about my fantastically interesting life. I don’t think six months between posts is unreasonable.

 

The Edinburgh Festival was a blast. I performed and drank and laughed and tired myself out. Then I was in an amazing “immersive theatre” show at the Pleasance, Islington, called OFFICE PARTY. It was my happiest acting job so far. And then it was Christmas.

 

And here we are. The new year has begun and… er, well, that’s it, really.

 

It’s not that I haven’t had things to tell you in the last six months. I have. Loads of things.

 

Four of us got locked inside the flat we were sharing in Edinburgh, for example, and the police had to rescue us at 3am. That was an adventure.

 

We saw a very serious political discussion on TV late one night and everyone in it was wearing Hawaiian shirts and drinking from coconuts. We never discovered why.

 

Someone left me a message on my phone saying “I worry about you. Which is nice. Because I could just not give a shit”. It was a wrong number.

 

So yeah… loads of things happened. But I was too busy living to sit down and write about them. Sorry. And now I do have the time, the only exciting thing I can think of is the afternoon when I found myself playing musical chairs with Libby Purves. But I’m no name dropper, so I’ll leave that one there.

 

Happy new year, then. I hope it’s going to be a great one for you, even if you do give a damn about the wretched Olympics. I have no idea what the year will bring. I feel great optimism, but that’s pretty much a default setting. My life would be much easier if I could just shake off this bloody optimism.

 

Hope you like the new look site, and I’ll try to find something interesting to say before the summer.

Another suitcase in another sprawl

It’s the 31st July. An occasionally sunny Sunday in Gravesend. Johnny Walker’s Sounds of The 70’s is on Radio Two.  Life would be insuperably wonderful but for one thing. I can’t get my suitcase to shut.

It’s the day before I travel to Edinburgh for a month at the festival, and suddenly everything is urgent. And my suitcase won’t close.

In mitigation, most of it is props and performance clothes; I’ll be performing my own solo show and acting in a play in which I seem to have more costume changes than a Cher  concert. But I’m pathologically rubbish at travelling light anyway. Tomorrow is going to be a travel nightmare!

The first few days are going to be stressful. Did my posters arrive at the venue? Have we sorted out all the props for the play? Can we get a line-run organised before the technical rehearsal? I thought this road would lead to the road I want to be on, but I’ve been walking uphill on cobbles for an hour and I’m lost… And on and on. Yet, I am SO looking forward to the festival this year. It’ll be the first time I’ve performed there since 2008, when I shared two stand-up shows a day with another act. This will be my first time with a solo show. And my first stage play for rather longer than I’m proud of.

I’m looking forward to seeing comedy pals from around the country, who I don’t get to hang out with on a regular basis. I’m looking forward to performing, both the shows and various spots around town at all times of the day and night. I’m looking forward to being tired and irritable and homesick… and then suddenly not being any more just because someone said something which could only ever be funny to those of us living through the experience that is “a performer’s Edinburgh Fringe”.

I’ve already proved that I’m not much of a blogger, but if I get the chance to report a few stories from the Front, I will do. Otherwise, if you’re going to be in Edinburgh in August, do come to the shows – they’re both free to get into (we can discuss a leaving fee later), and details are on my ‘Forthcoming Gigs’ page. And if you do come, be sure to say hello afterwards, won’t you.

Now… back to that that suitcase…

TwitterQuest Concludes

So long and thanks for all the phish

It had been going quite well recently. I’d incorporated TwitterQuest into the stand-up show I’ve been previewing for the Edinburgh Festival, which had generated quite a few new followers. After just seven months (not eight, as I mistakenly told the world just now… read on; I’ll explain), I had peaked at 2,287 Silent Witnesses. I was looking forward to seeing how many more I might accrue during the festival next month.

After a happy spot at a gig last night, compere Lewis Bryan (@lewisbryan) had kindly, and unasked, told the audience they really ought to find me on Twitter and follow me. They’d see why when they found my profile, he said. When I turned on my computer an hour or so ago, I was thrilled to see a couple of them actually had.

I went to the site and… HORROR!!! I saw this:

David_JosephDavid

@@richardrycroft WHAAAAAAAAATTT??? You only tweeted! The world will surely end today!!!!!!!

I looked at the top of the page and saw the words:

YOUR TWEETS: 1

What?! How could this be? Could I have sent a tweet without realising? Was this the onset of dementia? Perhaps I sleep-tweeted?

No, the answer is simpler and more 21st Century than that. My account has been hacked. Someone today has sent this, in my name, to over 2,000 people:

richardrycroftRichard Rycroft

A Real Diet, that Really Works! http://

Yes, I’ve deleted the address. I’m not giving them another chance to profit from me.

My apologies, of course, to everyone who received it. I suppose there’s an irony that the spam should have been advertising a diet. One person, a couple of months ago, did try to get me to tweet by sending a series of incredibly rude messages about what a “fat, ugly c***” I am, so maybe he’ll see this as a victory.

But I’m rather sad that it should have ended this way. I’ve been publicly quiet, but privately, I’ve enjoyed exchanging messages with a few of the people who signed up to this nonsense and seemed to enjoy the ridiculousness of it as much as I have. One person has regularly checked in to ask how it’s going, and to encourage me to continue doing nothing! Others, such as the brilliant comedian, James Acaster (@JamesAcaster) would occasionally taunt me with:

JamesAcasterJames Acaster

@richardrycroft tweet me back

and

JamesAcasterJames Acaster

@richardrycroft RYCROFT!!! COME ON!!!!

Ah… happy days…

Well, the silence has been broken, so TwitterQuest must end. It took me a few minutes to even work out how to do this, but about 20 minutes after the “spam diet” tweet, I finally sent my first actual one:

richardrycroftRichard Rycroft

Dammit. Not only have I been hacked, I’ve had to find out how to send a tweet. Game’s over. Thanks to everyone for joining in. It was fun x

Even by then, my followers had dropped by about 30, and I absolutely agree with their actions. More have left since then, and I suspect I may now be watching the numbers fall with the same fascination which grabbed me while watching them rise.

I’ve received a wonderful series of messages from other people today, which prompted my next tweet, a two-parter because I haven’t mastered this 40 character thing yet; I’m very new to all this:

richardrycroftRichard Rycroft

Thanks for the suggestions of deleting it – didn’t know you could do that – but it wouldn’t be honest. I peaked at 2,287 after 8 months…

richardrycroftRichard Rycroft

… Many have left since the tweet. I’ll decide this week whether to delete the account
or actually use it for tweeting.

So, thank you for all the support; followers, RT-ers, ff-ers (see how I’ve picked up the lingo!) and others. Particularly those who took the trouble to sign up to Twitter just to follow me! It really was ridiculously enjoyable while it lasted. I can’t explain why, and that was part of its joy. If you want to stop following me now, I’ll completely understand. If you’d like to stay, you’d be more than welcome to do so. I can’t imagine I’ll be using Twitter very much anyway, so it’ll still be a semi-silence.

In the next few days, I’ll either set up a new account and tell everyone what that’s called, or I may just stick with this one and see what happens, so long as I don’t get hacked again, of course.

Just for fun, here’s my “Mentions” page from the time of the spam tweet until just before I posted this up:

Tweets mentioning @richardrycroft

»
Lex Peters
thejoyoflexLex Peters
@
@richardrycroft Damn those less obvious loop holes!
»
Sean Whiteley-Ross
Seans_GestaltSean Whiteley-Ross
Does this mean the diet doesn’t work?? RT @richardrycroft as it was a hacker, technically I still hadn’t tweeted. If only I hadn’t respnded!
»
caspar firth
casparfirthcaspar firth
@
@richardrycroft i was with you… Bad luck
»
James Acaster
JamesAcasterJames Acaster
@
@stuchopslaws @richardrycroft taunt him Laws! Taunt him!
»
Alastair Block
BisleyTAlastair Block
@
@richardrycroft i say keep the account. If you delete, some moron will reopen it and others will follow moron never knowing the difference.
»
Stuart Laws
stuchopslawsStuart Laws
@
@JamesAcaster Today is a great day in the battle with @richardrycroft
»
James Acaster
JamesAcasterJames Acaster
@
@richardrycroft @stuchopslaws you look defeated on your picture Rycroft, hahahaha, we won Laws! We won!
»
James Acaster
JamesAcasterJames Acaster
@
@richardrycroft @stuchopslaws YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
»
James Acaster
JamesAcasterJames Acaster
@
@stuchopslaws @richardrycroft OH YEAH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! ANSWER ME RYCROFT!
»
Nick Rowan
nickrowan27Nick Rowan
Hard not to point finger at Stephen Fry. RT @richardrycroft “Dammit. Not only have I been hacked, had to find out how to tweet. Game’s over”
»
Karen Bryan
tensqueegalKaren Bryan
@
@richardrycroft That’s not too shabby :) A fun experiment :b
»
David Turners
davidturnersDavid Turners
@
@richardrycroft no bother. Tweet like the wind TWEET!
»
Mat Murray
matmurrayMat Murray
@
@richardrycroft What a calamity. Still, it’s happened now, so it’s now time to use what your momma gave you, and tweet, tweet, tweet!
»
Alex
wrd83Alex
@
@richardrycroft it still seems you have more fun while tweeting than during your vow of silence and you have quite an audience.
»
Stuart Laws
stuchopslawsStuart Laws
»
Dr. Boffo
@
@richardrycroft Why don’t you set up a new account, and Tweet from this one what you new account name is?
»
Andrew Denny
albiondumsdayAndrew Denny
@
@richardrycroft Too late, now we are hooked on your pronouncements!
»
James Scholey
JamesLUFCJames Scholey
@
@richardrycroft blame the news of the world.
»
Jeff Hudson
HefSanJeff Hudson
@
@richardrycroft Who’s to say it’s not the hacker still tweeting now #worthatry
»
joanna
@
@richardrycroft what if the spam diet really works could be stellar
»
Finch E Poos
finchypoosFinch E Poos
@
@richardrycroft  Dont leave Rich!  Tweet from this account & make another to set a record from (again) X
»
James Hunt
jameshunt182James Hunt
Can’t believe @richardrycroft has tweeted. Damn whoever did this.
»
Mark Alman
Kilkenny203Mark Alman
@
@richardrycroft thanks for the wry amusement of your attempt anyway
»
Jim
Big_BaffyJim

@
@richardrycroft The Dark Side awaits you sir. You know you want to.
»
debbie wood
thatdamndeborahdebbie wood

@
@richardrycroft Oh don’t delete it. Tweet and be damned! (Along with the rest of us) ;-)
»
Jim
Big_BaffyJim

@
@richardrycroft I shall frame this solitary tweet as I reminder of the special times we had.
»
Tom Spilsbury
TomSpilsburyTom Spilsbury

@
@richardrycroft Congratulations anyway Richard. Definitely fun. :)
»
Sean Brightman
comedyrogueshowSean Brightman

@
@richardrycroft noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You tweeted! Shock. Complete shock. World. Upside. Down.
»
Lex Peters
thejoyoflexLex Peters

@
@richardrycroft How frustrating! How about starting again with a purpose driven account and use this one to tweet and promote it?
»
David Turners
davidturnersDavid Turners

@
@richardrycroft Use it to tweet Richard!
»
Jane D
Auntie_Jane1Jane D

@
@richardrycroft I can’t believe you’ve had to tweet after all this time. :-( I’ve loved following you, you’ve never clogged up my timeline.
»
Kell Mercer
KCorriganMKell Mercer

@
@richardrycroft delete them and start the game again!
»
Alex
wrd83Alex

@
@richardrycroft you could still delete that tweet and pretend it never happend? :-)
»
debbie wood
thatdamndeborahdebbie wood

@
@richardrycroft NO! Surely you don’t have to end it after all this time because of one idiot?
»
David
David_JosephDavid

@
@richardrycroft Or maybe it’s just time to call it a day?  Shame it never went into the millions, though!
»
David
David_JosephDavid

@
@richardrycroft You can delete tweets, do it quickly!!!
»
karl wood
karljustkarlkarl wood

@
@richardrycroft Does this mean you will now be tweeting?
»
chris moltisanti
rastakolnikovchris moltisanti

@
@richardrycroft I’ll pretend it never happened if you do
»
DougRouxel
DougRouxelDougRouxel
@richardrycroft Who was try to amass followers without tweeting has been hacked and sent a tweet by spammers.
»
Bobby Carroll
bobby_carrollBobby Carroll
@richardrycroft has been hacked! I know this as he has tweeted! A scandal!
»
Harpindon Groomsmill
And_TheRestHarpindon Groomsmill
RT @David_Joseph @richardrycroft WHAAAAAAAAATTT???  You only tweeted! The world will surely end today!!!!!!!: @rhttp://bit.ly/qgs9jP
»
Aaron McCarthy
AaronnoraAAaron McCarthy
FAIL!! RT @richardrycroft A Real Diet, that Really Works! http://news3channels.com
»
Sudl
@richardrycroft uh-oh, silence broken by spammer :-(
»
Isla Kennedy
IzzyKennedyIsla Kennedy
Sorry, I RTed that because the guy wasn’t supposed to tweet ever and suddenly there’s one from @richardrycroft
»
David
David_JosephDavid

@
@richardrycroft Or have you been hacked?  I bet you’ve been only hacked mate…
»
stonedrepro
stonedreprostonedrepro
he’d better have had his account hacked  >>  RT @richardrycroft: A Real Diet, that Really Works! http://news3channels.com
»
baltipieofdoom
baltipieofdoombaltipieofdoom

@
@richardrycroft You tweeted. Its spam but you tweeted. Bastards.
»
Terry Lander
LyvitTerry Lander
Looks like @richardrycroft‘s account has been hacked, considering he has tweeted. Follow him anyway.
»
veronica craft
v_craftveronica craft

@
@richardrycroft what about the entire silence thingy?
»
David
David_JosephDavid

@
@richardrycroft WHAAAAAAAAATTT???  You only tweeted! The world will surely end today!!!!!!!

TwitterQuest Affiliates

(New readers should start here: http://richardrycroft.net/2010/12/28/twitterquest/)

 

  

 

OK, not affiliates really. Just people who strike me as likeminded, and who I wanted to bring to your attention.

 

 

SEXY EXECUTIVES

 

 Firstly – and I can’t even remember how I stumbled across this site – do have a look at http://sexyexecs.blogspot.com/

 

  I’m not sure how to describe what they do.

Well, it’s simple really. They publish photos of senior business people and make comments and observations about them. That shouldn’t be funny, right? Visit the site. You’ll thank me.

 They also do regular ‘in character’ tweets as    sexyexecutive Gary J. Cutlackowitz

 

 

NALIN KAUL’S BLOG

 

Next up is a guy from New York who, I think, started following as a result of Judd Apatow’s retweets (see the post TwitterQuest 2,000). I know nothing about Nalin Kaul other than his profile says

  kaul6 Nalin Kaul

“I can save you from…..unoriginal dum dums”

 and he has a blog at http://nal1n.tumblr.com/ entitled PIECES OF MY PERSPECTIVE.

 

I love the short, sharp, randomness of it. One minute he’s taking photos of his cooking, next he’s quoting favourite lyrics or telling us about something he’s seen or heard. Like this:

Overheard at an Indian restaurant 

·         Dumb lady: Excuse me, so what’s the difference between cow and lamb?  

·         Waiter: Well, they’re two different animals ma’am.

 

 

THE STOP BOYS

 

 

I’ve said here before that the unexpected joy of TwitterQuest has been making contact with great people I’d never otherwise have “met”. Here’s a private message I received a few days ago:

You – a twitterer that doesn’t twitter We – a boy band that doesn’t consist of boys or perform. We are soul mates somehow. Must join forces?

I replied:

Inspired! Yes, we must cross-promote at every appearance we make… Truly soulmates!

 

 These guys describe themselves as “the highe$t gro$$ing, non-performing Boy Band in the northern part of Eastern Central Florida”, and they’re clearly working hard to maintain that position. Do have a look at their website: http://thestopboys.com/ and be sure to watch their videos. They do it all for the fans and they just won’t STOP.

 

They also have one of these FaceBook pages that you can click ‘Like’ on. That’s at http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/TheStopBoys  I’d love to see them with millions of ‘Like’-ers. Go on. They won’t bother you. And they’re clearly decent people.

 

Of course, you can also follow them on Twitter at @TheSTOPBoys

  

 

 

Thanks to everyone who’s tweeted about me recently. It’s always a huge thrill when that happens. The total continues to rise (2,192 at time of writing), but I could do with another big name sponsor to generate the next avalanche of new followers. So, if you can think of anyone this might appeal to, do please ask them to retweet – see how comfortable I’m becoming with the language now?! A couple of people I’ve never met have been kind enough to mention me on internet forums recently, and someone at a gig last night even said she’d heard TwitterQuest spoken about on the radio the other day, so we’re on our way!

 

 My favourite tweet recently was from the comedian Rob Callaghan, who’s been a supporter from the beginning:

 

   CallaghanRob Rob Callaghan

………………………………………………………………………………………

…………………….@richardrycroft

 

 

 

 

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME AT TWITTER HERE:

 https://twitter.com/#!/richardrycroft

 


 
 
 

 

The Glory of Being Alive

A break from the Twitter stuff. Even I don’t know why I like this poem so much. Well, I do, but it makes me sound a bit fluffy, and that would never do.

 

I hope you’ll like it.

 

 

TwitterQuest 2,000

(New readers should start here: http://richardrycroft.net/2010/12/28/twitterquest/)

 

 One of these people is Katie Porter (@EternalKatie). She lives in Beavercreek. I think that’s somewhere in America.

 

I think that because, when I sent her a message today to thank her for becoming my 2,000th follower (yay!!), she replied, “Awesome!”, which suggests she’s American, doesn’t it. Also because she heard about me from a retweet by a Hollywood actor / producer / director.

 

Not him. That’s Stuart Laws, who I’m always going on about on here. I just thought it was time you had a look at him, in case you haven’t seen him in a comedy club yet, or visited his blog (http://stuchopslaws.wordpress.com – he’s put up a new post today with a couple of videos which I think are very funny. Especially the break-in one). No, Stuart did a tweet about me to Judd Apatow, who you’ve seen in loads of American films and TV shows.

  This is Judd Apatow. He holds an entirely different camera to Stuart, and in an entirely different way. Which is possibly how he came to produce the movies Anchorman, Fun With Dick & Jane and The 40 Year Old Virgin, among many others. Actually, he directed the last one too. He also directed Knocked Up and Funny People, and… Well look, there’s all sorts of information about him on the internet if you want to know more. Suffice to say, I was thrilled that he chose to let the world know about TwitterQuest.

 

Not all of his followers were.

 

“Man, Judd-you give away your retweeets so casually they will soon lose all meaning.”

Eden_Brower

 

 

“I don’t get the goal here. Richard wants recognition for not contributing anything? Very 2011.”

daveschwartz25

 

But others loved the idea, and Stuart’s original message has been retweeted all over America this evening. And Scandinavia, Ireland, Germany and goodness knows where else too. The new followers are still coming in. So, thank you Stu, thank you Katie, and thank you Judd. The latest heroes of TwitterQuest.

 

Oh, and thank you @bagtheneematoad who, as this goes to press, is the latest of 2,078 followers.

 

 

 

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME AT TWITTER HERE:

 https://twitter.com/#!/richardrycroft

 

 

By the way, Mr Laws is no shrinking violet in the film production stakes. Check out his hugely popular ’Becoming Batman’ series on Youtube. It’ll open up a whole new world to you. Episode one (of many) is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZYc1G09c7E 
Don’t be fooled by the lo-tech beginnings. It gets massive!

 

 

 

 

 

Heroes of TwitterQuest

(New readers should start here: http://richardrycroft.net/2010/12/28/twitterquest/)

(Readers of TwitterQuest 1000 should also see the charming blog from @RoOkin at http://rookin.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/the-1000th-follower/ – thanks, Russ)

 

 leehutchinson Lee Hutchinson

#ff @richardrycroft for all the gossip you ever need to know

 

That, ladies and gentlemen, is the tweet of someone who understands TwitterQuest. As I have said before, I’m aiming for pointlessness on a global scale. And I really think we can achieve that!

 

There’s been another burst of activity today, which has put 2,000 followers tantalisingly within grasp. This has been achieved by the tweets of friends I’ve actually met, new friends I’ve virtually met and a few… I’m sorry for using this term, but, well… ‘names’. They’re the people who bring in hundreds of new Silent Witnesses with one tweet. But everyone’s contribution is hugely appreciated. All (at time of writing) 1,745 followers are ‘names’ to me!

 

I’ve emailed a few (by which I mean fewer than 15 so far) much-followed people about this utterly pointless project. They’re either people I already respect, or in some cases, they’ve struck me as jolly types associated with technology, who I’d never have known about but for TwitterQuest. Some don’t reply, but a heartwarming number do. A Hollywood based comedian’s ‘people’ liked the idea but for some reason couldn’t pass my message on to the person I’d thought I was writing to. One technology type replied with “what’s in it for me?” , which rather took me by surprise.  I said they’d probably be mentioned here, but mostly what was in it for them was fun. They replied with a list of links to something called apps (whatever they may be) which they wanted to sell.

 

 It doesn’t work like that. Sorry. TwitterQuest is pointless. That’s the point.

 

No, the sort of people I want on board are people like @leehutchinson! And the comedian Mark Steel (http://www.marksteelinfo.com), who took the trouble to reply to my email with this:

Hello Richard, sounds splendidly useless, as soon as I remember I’ll follow you for no reason. Let’s see if you can catch up with Fry and Katy Perry. Cheers, mark.

 

Now, THAT is precisely the sort of might-do attitude I’m looking for!

 

He hasn’t tweeted for me yet, but he will. Or might. If only everyone displayed that level of commitment to futility!

 

A few days ago, the good people of Viz did another tweet for me (thank you; a lovely surprise), which took the total up to about 1,240. Today, I sent emails to broadcaster Andrew Collins (http://wherediditallgorightblog.wordpress.com)  and actor / author / presenter (etc.) Emma Kennedy (http://www.emmakennedy.net), both of whom were kind enough to tell their followers about me.

  CollingsA Andrew Collins

This man @RichardRycroft wants to be most followed actual person on Twitter who never Tweets. Why not humour him? It’s not even for charity

 

  EmmaK67 Emma Kennedy

So @RichardRycroft is trying to be the most followed person on Twitter who never Tweets. It’s just for fun. #ff

  

 Thank you both. It’s a wonderful thing to see 500 people adding themselves to the movement in the space of a few hours.

 

And please be assured that when I promise to ‘follow back’ (as I believe it’s called) everyone who follows me, I don’t just have my account set to automate the process. I look at everyone’s profile and have found myself in some wonderful exchanges of personal messages (they’re not tweets) with people I have never met and probably never shall. That’s why, on a day like today, it takes quite a while for me to return the favour.

 

One of the unexpected benefits of this idiocy has been that I have found the world does seem to be mainly populated by good natured people after all. People who enjoy silliness and virtual silence and following nothing. People who choose to define themselves in their Twitter profiles by their religion, their politics, their sexuality, their job or their lifestyle (and many, many, many Dr Who fans). All lovers of silliness. My kind of people.

 

And many comedians and actors too. I was so excited today to find that two of my favourite actors have added themselves to the virtual calm. Tony Gardner (you’ve seen him as Michael in Lead Balloon) and Samuel West (who you’ve seen in, well, you know… all those great productions you’ve enjoyed so much) both signed up shortly after the Kennedy / Collins moment (as it shall forever be known). An honour to have you both aboard.

 

 

 

Now the, er…

 

 

After someone had retweeted for me earlier today, scouse_craig replied

 

“It’s already been done by Radio 1′s @TOTDS

 

Well, that stopped me in my tracks, I can tell you. TOTDS (the one that doesn’t tweet) has 10,570 followers, and follows just 42. That’s all I know. Their profile page has a link to BBC Radio 1’s website, but I can’t find any information on there about it, so maybe this is something that lapsed a while ago? Can anyone fill me in about it? Please leave a comment if you can.

 

 

 

This changes NOTHING!

 

It does give me a target to aim for, of course, and if the mighty national music station Radio 1 can achieve 10,000 followers, that just makes my 1,700 in three weeks all the more wonderful. Has TOTDS made new friends through Twitter? Has TOTDS  had his / her world view improved by the experience? Well, clearly I don’t know. But I’m in competition with no-one and it’s too much fun to give up now. The more silence providers the better, I say. Let’s be quiet in harmony.

 

TwitterQuest continues

  

 

 

Here are some of my favourite tweets from the last week or so

 

 

@justinbieber Justin IS music. @richardrycroft IS silence. Everyone should follow!

 

 @richardrycroft enough said!

 

 @EmmaK67 So is @RichardRycroft then, the Thomas Pynchon of social networking? #ff

 

 @CollingsA @Herring1967 @RichardRycroft or better yet send him some abuse that he cannot respond to.

 

i find this rather wonderful

 

After a day of research/blogs/slideshows/creativity/internet-related-mind-blowing-edgieness @richardrycroft soothed me with silence. Bliss.

 

I know you can’t reply,but thanks for the follow..a v amusing experiment..all the best with it

 

 best of luck to you on your quest! X

 

 

 

 

 YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME AT TWITTER HERE:

 https://twitter.com/#!/richardrycroft

 

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